Facebook Zombies - Allies Page - Part Four

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I registered for Z Harmony.com last month. They have a Facebook page which I liked. You can read posts of guys’ profiles. I swear that half of them are lies. This one guy describes himself as a cute two month old Zombie with only minor bruising, all organs intact and willing to drag legless females. To me that means he resembles a stray rabid dog with his guts hanging out under his belly, who’s looking for half mangled women he can have his way with. Good luck with that…
Then there’s the gentleman who claims although he’s been a Zombie for over a year now, he can still shuffle with the best of them and is willing to share the half eaten carcass he’s got stored away in his basement. Some guys will promise anything for a roll in the hay…

I do have to admit that I did hit the like button on this one Zombie who claims to be a former light weight boxing champion. Said he held the Title for six months before getting his left hand bitten off jogging up the steps of the Federal Building to the theme song of Rocky Two. Couldn’t jab anymore after that. Turned full Zombie a week later. Still only missing the hand. What’s not to like…

Everyone is up in arms, except for Phil and Joy who have none, over the picture of a Zombie that was posted on Facebook. The poster, a West Side Zombie, claims the photo is one of a former Vampire. This Zombie claims he hobbled up to the casket of said Vampire during the daylight hours. When he opened it, he was shocked to find the Vampire inside, fast asleep. It was either put a stake through his heart or take a bite out of it. He chose the latter and thus our first Vampire Zombie. Poor guy went from a clan with eternal life to a mob of the walking dead. Talk about your bad breaks…

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