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The Man Unworthy Of A Face

I woke up this morning with this on my lips.

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Your first meal as a newly turned zombie.

As a newly turned zombie, given the opportunity to choose who your first meal would be, who would that person be and why!?......For me that person would be Kirstie Alley cause she can't stop talking a

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Where Have All The Zombies Gone

Is there anybody out there? Just checking cause I didn't think zombies hibernated. And yo! Are the zombie hunters anywhere to be found?Come out! Come out! Wherever you are.

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Last House on the Left

OMG! I thought I was gonna piss in my pants! This is an extremely intense, shocking psycho thriller.Absolutely nothing is taboo.

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Chainsaw maid

I just found an unusual claymation zombie video on youtube. If you haven't seen it, you oughta check it out! Just search for chainsaw maid.

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Whats Love Got To Do With It

As any good zombie already knows, its not easy being a sensual zombie. Just ask the girlfriend zombie in the movie Return Of The Living Dead Part 3.

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Im Still Here

Prologue: Passing by a mirror, I am startled by movement-my movement. I haven't been close to anyone in three days.

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zombie yoga

I was surfing the zombie videos and OMG ! I found a helluva wave... go to http/www.wishnow.com/zombie. Look for zombies doing yoga...makes ya wanta go h-m-m-m-m-m... Namaste!

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being a sensual zombie

The past few days since I flatlined I've given serious thought about the idea of being a sensual being.

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zombie boy likes turtles

I am a prehistoric zombie when it comes to all things computer...although well preserved id like to think. If u haven't already seen it, go on you tube and check out zombie boy liking turtles. I esp.

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