Clementine Ladypants

User Horror Points

Horror Points: 134

My Details

About Me: I begin screenplays and short stories but never finish them. I'm looking to remedy that one day and complete a horror masterpiece. I have a B.A. in English and cinema studies. Horror is my favorite genre, but I love all different styles of film. My favorite decade for film is the 1970's, and my favorite horror movie is "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" (1974).
My Sites: http://www.facebook.com/peppersnotislove
http://clemladypants.blogspot.com/
My Location: United States of America

History

Member for: 2 years 4 days

Black Swan: A Brief Analysis

Submitted by Clementine Ladypants on Wed, 02/02/2011 - 01:14

I'm just going to dive right in --

Besides the super obvious: The movie is filmed the way dance is choreographed and is the cinematic interpretation of the ballet, "Swan Lake."

My Human Centipede is Constipated...and Other Tasteless Jokes

Submitted by Clementine Ladypants on Sat, 10/23/2010 - 15:07

Last week I had the pleasure of viewing a delightful little film called The Human Centipede.

True Blood, the final scene of episode 3

Submitted by Clementine Ladypants on Sun, 07/04/2010 - 01:08

Before I begin this article, let me say that I am no vampire novice.

Drag Me to...the Massage Clinic

Submitted by Clementine Ladypants on Sat, 06/26/2010 - 13:01

As I've mentioned before, I am a massage therapist. Yesterday, while at work, the clinic had a walk-in. A walk-in is a client who doesn’t call before stopping in for an appointment.

So, Adrienne Barbeau Walks into a Massage Clinic...

Submitted by Clementine Ladypants on Thu, 06/10/2010 - 18:40

...and guess who gets to massage her? ME, that's who.

Top 5 Scariest Horror Film Killers

Submitted by Clementine Ladypants on Mon, 06/07/2010 - 04:16

(1) Hannibal Lecter. The Silence of the Lambs has been shoved in and out of several different film genres and sub-genres, including horror, so I think including Hannibal on this list is Kosher Parve.